when they collide.
> > >
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
> looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going."
> > >
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's must be a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
concerned."
> > >
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?"
> > >
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde
hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter "I Love Softball" top and no bra. What does your w ife look like?"
> > >
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
