GIMNEPIWO wrote:jofus wrote:An artificial lawn?
Jo-meister ... Being from West VA .. if you move the last 7 cars/ pu trucks you've owned ... the last 3 refrigerators and or washing machines ... move the previous 3 couch's and easy chairs off the lawn and sit on the one you have on the porch ... you may have an artificial lawn out there too ... if you can keep the goats off it ...
Heck no, my lawn (we call 'em yards here in hillbilly land) is made from the real stuff. I don't know of any goats nearby, although there were about a dozen cattle walking around my yard the other day, I guess they had escaped from somewhere nearby.
I don't have any cars in my yard either, only my boat, but my mom does have a dead one sitting in her yard, I'm sad to say, along with another one over beside one of the barns.
As for couches, didn't you know that everyone in WV burns their couches anytime the Mountaineers win or lose a big game? I'm not a big 'eer fan, but I try to fit in
Proud fastpitch, baseball, volleyball, soccer, basketball, etc. Dad