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by Dugout Dad » Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:20 pm

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)

You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
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by blackwidow » Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:05 am

Yes, it's all fun and games until you're trapped in the never ending cycle of Disney Princess worship. Spending money on expensive costumes, trips to Disney WORLD and the like.
And all those costs are nothing compared to the years of therapy needed after the Small World ride breaks down and you're stuck in a boat and they're singing,
and the world is getting smaller, and they're singing,
and there's that damned paper-mache goat, looking over the Andes, swaying back and forth with a terrible grin on its face, and the singing goes on,
and there's no escape, and the world is getting smaller and smaller, after all,
and the goat is swaying, and the goat is grinning,
and the singing, and the grinning, and the swaying, and the grinning,
and oh my god the goat is coming for my soul.
Never in Lovecraft's deepest fever dreams did he imagine something as terrible as the torture that goat wrought on the souls of all who passed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHqEi17mPY

But seriously,,,they are cute. :D
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by fastpitchdad05 » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:05 am

blackwidow wrote:Yes, it's all fun and games until you're trapped in the never ending cycle of Disney Princess worship. Spending money on expensive costumes, trips to Disney WORLD and the like.
And all those costs are nothing compared to the years of therapy needed after the Small World ride breaks down and you're stuck in a boat and they're singing,
and the world is getting smaller, and they're singing,
and there's that damned paper-mache goat, looking over the Andes, swaying back and forth with a terrible grin on its face, and the singing goes on,
and there's no escape, and the world is getting smaller and smaller, after all,
and the goat is swaying, and the goat is grinning,
and the singing, and the grinning, and the swaying, and the grinning,
and oh my god the goat is coming for my soul.
Never in Lovecraft's deepest fever dreams did he imagine something as terrible as the torture that goat wrought on the souls of all who passed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHqEi17mPY

But seriously,,,they are cute. :D


This explains a lot about you, BW. :mrgreen:
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by blackwidow » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:23 am

Let that be a warning to you.
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by Safebyahare » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:31 am

Isn't this Dolezal syndrome?
If they identify themselves as a princess, and they continue to repeat and believe.
They actually become a princess.
I myself identify with being smarter and intellectually superior than the progressive college professors.
There for I am.
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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by Fastpitch4Life » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:38 am

Safebyahare wrote:Isn't this Dolezal syndrome?
If they identify themselves as a princess, and they continue to repeat and believe.
They actually become a princess.
I myself identify with being smarter and intellectually superior than the progressive college professors.
There for I am.


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"I learned the path to Heaven is full of sinners and believers,
learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high achievers."
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by PDad » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:44 am

Hare brings new meaning to "I think, therefore I am." lol
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by blackwidow » Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:44 am

Who do you want to be today?
https://youtu.be/ym2huLDA_rE

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by as the world turns » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:09 pm

blackwidow wrote:Who do you want to be today?
https://youtu.be/ym2huLDA_rE

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Jasmine just came over on HB1 visa and took your job - no severance pay until you train her
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by blackwidow » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:25 pm

Jasmine just came over on HB1 visa and took your job - no severance pay until you train her


Interesting direction? :?
Are you talking about an H-1B visa?
Too late.
This guy already came and stole my job. Yes, I used to be a dentist until this guy came along and displaced me.
Damn immigrants!
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Now I while away the hours of my despair making ridiculous posts on softball forums.

My friend Doug has a message of hope for those of you that are concerned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVyRwWKCtKQ

Cheer up mate...I know "life IS harder" for you. Hang in there.
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