Is "NumeroUno" the Man for this job

[str8up]

It all started in the pub section and now its up for a vote. To have #1 be the male version of dear Abby?



A Man's Version of Dear Abby
Dear Advice Guy: (NumeroUno)
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth.

But last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?


Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:47 pm


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NumeroUno


Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:50 pm
Posts: 1048 Re: A Man's Version of Dear Abby
Str8up,

Do not bother with a repair, go buy a new Taylor Made Burner. The club is sweet and will add a lot more yardage to your drive.
One more thing if you can get your old lady to go out on Saturdays and Sundays during the early morning you will get a lot more golf in..

Go long and go Straight
#1

_________________
Without self-discipline, success is impossible, period.
-- Lou Holtz


Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:49 pm


diamondmom


Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:57 pm
Posts: 2 Re: A Man's Version of Dear Abby
this is one of the funniest things I have read in quite awhile. Bravo!


Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:33 pm


as the world turns


Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:54 am
Posts: 2 Re: A Man's Version of Dear Abby
Didn't expect the last part, funny!


Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:43 pm


str8up


Re: A Man's Version of Dear Abby
We need a fast pitch board subject:Dear Numerouno