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by Bleacher Creature » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:02 am

Is this a Saturday only RR. I think Jesus may possibly have other commitments on Sunday. 8-)
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by Sam » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:58 am

Bein as Ditka has already beaten Gadd at a game we like to call Bears football....I think its pretty obvious that Ditka would hit a cool .714 against the Son of Gadd.
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by Left Bench » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:58 am

Couple of questions for you...

Would HIS team have help in the outfield like this....

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by Left Bench » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:00 am

and would HIS dugout look like this... :lol:

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by SSdad » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:59 pm

Are you kidding....He would make it rain so we all could go drink beer and talk about softball
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look like you're stupid......
than to open it and remove all doubt.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:24 am

Lets play 2 !
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by umpinva » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:39 pm

Lunatic Fringe wrote:If Jesus were a right handed 14U girl pitcher and Mike Ditka was somehow a 14U righthanded power hitting girl and they played against each other 3 times in a tournament, would the female Ditka hit over .500?

(Ditka is batting 3rd behind 2 slap hitters and a female 14 yr old Vince Lombardi is hitting behind Ditka. Jesus pitches all three games with possible ITB)


Kind of depends the umpire. If the umpire's from Hell, they are all screwed.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:04 am

"Kind of depends the umpire. If the umpire's from Hell, they are all screwed."

That's redundant ! Aren't they all ? (+;p
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by carsdad » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:13 am

1st pitch high and inside (wiff strike 1) 2nd pitch low and outside (wiff strike 2) 3rd pitch change up straight down the middle (wiff strike 3)...repeat ....
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by GO REBS » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:01 am

Lunatic Fringe wrote:If Jesus were a right handed 14U girl pitcher and Mike Ditka was somehow a 14U righthanded power hitting girl and they played against each other 3 times in a tournament, would the female Ditka hit over .500?

(Ditka is batting 3rd behind 2 slap hitters and a female 14 yr old Vince Lombardi is hitting behind Ditka. Jesus pitches all three games with possible ITB)


The answer is no. Ditka thinks he is a GAWD, but Jesus is perfect and will obviously pitch perfect games every time he pitches. No ITB will be needed because Jesus will get at least one at bat and will hit a homerun. So the score will be at least 1-0 in each game.

;) ;)

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