2009 Fresno Force Classic

[Sftbll4ever]

I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!

Maybe you'll find out in Fresno.

It's too bad that I will miss that boys night out that you guys are planning for the little weeeeee fest. Kids are too old for Fresno.

[artomatic]

Kids are too old for Fresno.

Kids? Isn't that what you call young goats?

[Sftbll4ever]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dude, you picking on kids now?!?!?! I never thought you would go there!!!! SIGH maybe the are right about you!!!

[Skarp]

Methinks the "Classic" may be aptly named this year.

[SSdad]

By the way, anyone coming to the draw?

not sure...the cow milking contest doesn't end until 5pm....might make it if Fresno traffic is light...

Cow milking ends at 5PM. Cow tipping starts at 7PM.....

Is that even possible? google it, youtube it. nothing. no examples, no video, nothing

[Skarp]

Is that even possible? google it, youtube it. nothing. no examples, no video, nothing

Are you kidding? PETA would frickin' fire-bomb your house if you posted a video like that. You'd get 20 years, probably bunking with Michael Vick. You'd get less time for killing my wife (would you, by the way?).

Even worse, the U.N. would send effeminate French soldiers in sky blue helmets to ask you politely not to do that anymore.

[anonlooker]

Is that even possible? google it, youtube it. nothing. no examples, no video, nothing

Are you kidding? PETA would frickin' fire-bomb your house if you posted a video like that. You'd get 20 years, probably bunking with Michael Vick. You'd get less time for killing my wife (would you, by the way?).

Even worse, the U.N. would send effeminate French soldiers in sky blue helmets to ask you politely not to do that anymore.

No doubt - the U.N. really needs to change their team colors. Fairy Dust Blue? Really?
And when are they going to learn that rogue despots (or even inebriated cow-tippers) don't respond to polite requests?

SSDad, bring your vid cam to Fresno and we'll send you home with some swell cow tipping shots to post on YouTube!!

[Intel]

Here is a video how to tip a cow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2PNECWXyUI

[SSdad]

Is that even possible? google it, youtube it. nothing. no examples, no video, nothing

Are you kidding? PETA would frickin' fire-bomb your house if you posted a video like that. You'd get 20 years, probably bunking with Michael Vick. You'd get less time for killing my wife (would you, by the way?).

Even worse, the U.N. would send effeminate French soldiers in sky blue helmets to ask you politely not to do that anymore.

So it's okay to see viral videos of body parts exploding or heads being chopped off, but we can't see a cow being tipped over. I still think it's just a rumor, an urban legend per se, because with all the useless crap on youtube and google, you think there would be one of a cow being tipped over.

[Skarp]

Is that even possible? google it, youtube it. nothing. no examples, no video, nothing

Are you kidding? PETA would frickin' fire-bomb your house if you posted a video like that. You'd get 20 years, probably bunking with Michael Vick. You'd get less time for killing my wife (would you, by the way?).

Even worse, the U.N. would send effeminate French soldiers in sky blue helmets to ask you politely not to do that anymore.

So it's okay to see viral videos of body parts exploding or heads being chopped off, but we can't see a cow being tipped over. I still think it's just a rumor, an urban legend per se, because with all the useless crap on youtube and google, you think there would be one of a cow being tipped over.

Spoken like a true L.A. native.