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by Demonboy » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:54 pm

FPINFO wrote:DO NOT AGREE WHEN PARENTS PAY!
IF THEY WANT SUPERSTARTS THEN JUST
HAVE A TEAM THAT IS SUPPORTED BY THE DAD.


Come to my team. My dd's game is on a f**king milk carton and I would
love to get her out of the lineup. If your dd can walk and chew gum at the
same time, she's in.
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by Sam » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:00 pm

Demonboy wrote:
FPINFO wrote:DO NOT AGREE WHEN PARENTS PAY!
IF THEY WANT SUPERSTARTS THEN JUST
HAVE A TEAM THAT IS SUPPORTED BY THE DAD.


Come to my team. My dd's game is on a f**king milk carton and I would
love to get her out of the lineup. If your dd can walk and chew gum at the
same time, she's in.


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......sorry....I had to spit out my gum so that I could type...
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by DonnieS » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:11 pm

>> Are you retarded or merely illiterate? Turn your F'ing caps off. <<

Skarp, you need to allow for 'all of the above'.
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by Skarp » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:37 pm

DonnieS wrote:>> Are you retarded or merely illiterate? Turn your F'ing caps off. <<

Skarp, you need to allow for 'all of the above'.

Too true...and I should probably throw "ignorant" in there to boot.

For those falling in that category, here is a basic tutorial on the subject:

"Caps" refers to capital letters, and sometimes more specifically to the button on your keyboard that "locks" each of your keys so that every letter you type is capitalized. Capital letters are typically used in the first letter of the first word of each sentence, in the first letter of a name, in acronyms, in titles, etc. They are not used in every letter of every word in every sentence.

So for instance, ABCDEFG are all capital letters, whereas abcdefg are lower case letters. And "TURN YOUR F'ING CAPS OFF" is all caps, whereas "turn your f'ing caps off" is all lower case.

Now on forums such as this one, using all caps (remember, that stands for "capital letters") is deemed the equivalent of shouting. So is the use of bold font, larger-than-normal font, and, to a certain extent, the use of non-standard colors.

So, to illustrate, if one were extremely serious about something and really wanted to get one's point across (i.e., "shout"), one might write something like this:

TURN YOUR F'ING CAPS OFF!!!!

But otherwise one should turn one's f'ing caps off.
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by artomatic » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:48 pm

ME N KITTY LIKE CAPS!

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by slider201 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:44 pm

Demonboy wrote:
FPINFO wrote:DO NOT AGREE WHEN PARENTS PAY!
IF THEY WANT SUPERSTARTS THEN JUST
HAVE A TEAM THAT IS SUPPORTED BY THE DAD.


Come to my team. My dd's game is on a f**king milk carton and I would
love to get her out of the lineup. If your dd can walk and chew gum at the
same time, she's in.



Sounds like Bart Sr's Knuckle Knockers. Did you take over the team?
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by FPINFO » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:03 pm

:lol: I sure hope none of you coach. This is just so funny now! This form is exactly what I needed :D .

Grown (so called adults :roll: ) Getting upset about caps :mrgreen: ! HAAAAAA-- :lol:HAHAHAHHA

Most coaches are all and only motivated by their own daughters playing. None of the coaches whom responded are not going to coach because they actually love the game ;) The great awesome coaches that responded :roll: suggest "get your own team :o " meaning dillute the sport, but no one seems to see that as a problem :roll: .


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by jofus » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:06 pm

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by anonlooker » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:09 pm

if all stop replying, this thread just might (mercifully) die a quiet death...
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by jofus » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:13 pm

Nah, it's too much FUN.

You look at starting your own team as diluting the sport. Try looking at it as giving a few girls that may have not had a team to play on otherwise a chance to find their true love, and with your excellent guidance, truly excel at the wonderful sport of fastpitch softball. Think how fulfilling that would truly be.

Don't be so negative :)
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