Best one-liners in Softball

[softballjunky12]

Some my favorites.....


Last year at TCWS...Up by 6 going into the bottom of last inning with 2 outs.. opposing team hits grand slam... Catcher calls time and goes to the cirlce and tells her infielder "Think of the bright side..now the bases are cleared, we just have to throw to first"

On high strike calls.... To DD "Next time take a bite out of it"

and the one I hate.. coaches yells "Finish them"

[Comp]

Daughters high school team was playing a fairly important game, was in the lead, but was having some trouble in the late stages of the game. Between a couple of misplays and some pitching trouble, they had managed to get the bases loaded against us with no outs. Coach had enough and comes flying out of the dugout throwing a fit, gets all of the infield together and asked them what they thought they were doing. Without even a seconds hesitation, the 2nd baseman looks at him and says, coach, we just wanted to see what it would take to get you out here. Coach said, well, ok, you got me out here, now get the job done.

[tcannizzo]

Coach: Hey blue can you eject me for what I am thinking?
Blue: Certainly not.
Coach: Good. Cause I think you suck.

[3rd Base Coach]

Bruwinfan >>>>>> slipping on wet bases :
my dad used to say "Slicker than snot on a doorknob"

[Killer Rabbit]

OK, long story short. It's President's Day and the whole family is home. Everybody is acting goofy this morning and I'm acting like Mr. Tough Guy. My 10 year old son laughs and says, "You're not tough, all your homies are on HeyBucket."

[hotwheels]

OK, long story short. It's President's Day and the whole family is home. Everybody is acting goofy this morning and I'm acting like Mr. Tough Guy. My 10 year old son laughs and says, "You're not tough, all your homies are on HeyBucket."

My 15 year old daughter and my wife both have started referring to Heybucket as "Dad's My Space"......hahaha

[SSdad]

OK, long story short. It's President's Day and the whole family is home. Everybody is acting goofy this morning and I'm acting like Mr. Tough Guy. My 10 year old son laughs and says, "You're not tough, all your homies are on HeyBucket."

That's classic. I got your back KR!!!!

[red_white_my_view]

Had to be there for this one.
10u Coach was working on cut offs with the outfield. SS runs outfield to line the throw from the Cf up to go to 3rd base. Coach is telling 3rd base to tell SS where to line up. 3rd base yells " to your left, to your left" to the SS, who moves to her right. The 3rd base sees that SS moved the wrong way and starting yelling " no! your other left, your other left" Team took a water break on that one.

[DonnieS]

Some my favorites.....


Last year at TCWS...Up by 6 going into the bottom of last inning with 2 outs.. opposing team hits grand slam... Catcher calls time and goes to the cirlce and tells her infielder "Think of the bright side..now the bases are cleared, we just have to throw to first"

On high strike calls.... To DD "Next time take a bite out of it"

and the one I hate.. coaches yells "Finish them"

My dd did the same thing, runners at 2nd and 3rd, one out, I am talking through the play we need with the girls, then dd throws next pitch, see ya. DD turns to me grinning and says, 'Now didnt I make that simple for you !'.

[GIMNEPIWO]

OK, long story short. It's President's Day and the whole family is home. Everybody is acting goofy this morning and I'm acting like Mr. Tough Guy. My 10 year old son laughs and says, "You're not tough, all your homies are on HeyBucket."

My 15 year old daughter and my wife both have started referring to Heybucket as "Dad's My Space"......hahaha

My mate said ... " Well, it's nice to see that you have friends " ... I didn't have the heart to tell her ... LMAOWIOAB !