New Compound in Texas

[Sam]

The New Lemmings are opening a compound in rural Texas along the Rio Grande....they are renaming the river "De Nial" and performing baptisms daily. The compound will include 6 softball fields with text messaging service in each dugout.

[BIG PAPA 18]

And Who may I ask is going to be the (The New Leader of this Compound).....LoL..

[12UDad]

Maybe they will host a ASA Nationals qualifier and the teams from S. Cal who can't qualify will fly in to play in it and then give us an update on the quality of fields and umpires.

[dallasfungo]

So if a coach is the father of all 6 kids in the infield can you accuse him of Daddyball?

[artomatic]

So if a coach is the father of all 6 kids in the infield can you accuse him of Daddyball?

probably grandpa ball too

[dallasfungo]

The good news is that they won't have a problem finding a team mom.

[Skarp]

LMFAO! That's good stuff right there.

[3Bsnag]

Sounds to me like Chris Facione could be the leader- he likes young girls and he already knows the softball world.

[dallasfungo]

Now the uniforms could be an issue. Do you think they can get those long dresses in a light blue dazzle material???

[tai2000]

I think we may have to teach the girls how to get their hair to saty like that though. Do you think "dirt in the skirt" applies??