Might I suggest a referendum that the administrator should immediately refer all such 'whiny' posters to this thread... thereby sparing us all.
Alternatively, it might be fun to start a new thread called, say, "My DD is Getting Jobbed!!"... we all post fictitious sob stories, pick up a few honest-to-goodness "heartbreakers" along the way, and award a shiny new Hey Bucket tee for the most pitiful entry.