Joke of the day

[starbound]

An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father, it has
been one month since my last confession. I had relations with Nookie Green twice
last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
Mary's."

Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a
week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon,
a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous redhead woman enters the sanctuary. The
eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle
and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short ,
with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the
woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread
apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's

just the reflection off her shoes.............................."

[umpinva]

Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient oil lamp in an ash can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it. Sure enough, out popped a genie. "Master, I shall now grant you one wish." The man spoke, his eyes bulging with desire. "I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life!" The genie obediently turned him into a toilet.

[fpdad]

Do we really think these are appropriate for some of the young viewers. I realize this is a somewhat open forum. But I am sure some of our DD's get on here sometimes. Just My Opimion

[NumeroUno]

Do we really think these are appropriate for some of the young viewers. I realize this is a somewhat open forum. But I am sure some of our DD's get on here sometimes. Just My Opimion

fpdad is right their could be young members checking out the site, I am all for a great joke but please try to keep them clean.

[umpinva]

Do we really think these are appropriate for some of the young viewers. I realize this is a somewhat open forum. But I am sure some of our DD's get on here sometimes. Just My Opimion

fpdad is right their could be young members checking out the site, I am all for a great joke but please try to keep them clean.

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So
they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old
says he'll use the world HE!! and tells the 6-year-old to use A$$.
Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their
mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, "Ah, He!!, I'll have
some Fruit Loops."
Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his
chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old
and says, "What are you going to have?" He replies, "I don't know, but
you can bet your a$$ it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops."