C'mon! Would you expect a guy that uses the late, great George Carlin as his avatar to do anything other than question convention and authority!
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PDad, despite what you might "think", your assumptions are wrong on this one. On this play at first base, umpires are instructed to call the runner safe, then watch for an appeal by the defense. The appeal must be "unmistakable", the defense must make it clear exactly what is being appealed and the appeal must be executed before the runner comes back and touches first base.
Tagging either the base or the runner while stating something to the effect of, "She missed the base", is what we are looking for. Otherwise, all you have is a fielder standing there holding the ball with her foot on the bag- which is exactly what she would be doing if she wasn't making an appeal! There needs to some action beyond that to make it clear an appeal is being made.