Lunatic Fringe wrote:I've sometimes thought the same thing as you. After watching hundreds of games over the years there is no way I can do worse.
Things to consider
1) Become an opium eater
2) Have the operation to remove most of your brain
3) Suffer from Vertigo
4) Remove your testicles
Any two of the above seems to be a prerequisite to becoming an umpire
Sorry you feel that way, though I'm sure most umpires probably feel the same way about you as a player/coach.
