Road To VTD Nationals – Rules outside the white lines

[men talljie aunt]

Dear BP(or perhaps it should be DP after your admitted sexual orientation preferences)Joe -

You have lured me in once again and I find myself responding to another post of yours. Damn you! However, I am going to be doing you a favor with this one. Because, I know how much you like to respond to posts with song lyrics(which by the way may have been the peak of your bipolarness when you responded with lyrics to Mr Sandman - can you say left field), I thought I would follow your lead and respond with lyrics to a song in your honor. I heard this song on the radio the other day, and I must admit to the entire HB population, I immediately thought of my good friend BPJoe. I cannot remember all of the lyrics so I had to take a few liberties with the translation, but without further adieu, I dedicate this song to you:

I'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
half of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online

i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy a softball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall

you know my pants sag low (low)
even though (though) that went out of style
like ten years ago (go)
spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
i got little biceps,
getting fatter in the middle

and lyrically i'm not the best
physically the opposite of randy moss
and yet so preposterous
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest
up at the SAUSAGE FEST
oh yes!

i'ii never date an actress
got to many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every HB post i do is poorly promoted
and if you like my last HB post
it's cuz my little sister wrote it

i'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
half of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online

i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy a softball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall

swagger of a cripple

check it out

uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "for what?
gay porn and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
i'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and AUNT STEVE
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my ass it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can't tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven't done sh%t
bank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i'm off HB soon

i'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
half of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online

i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy a softball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall

futher more i'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home (you know...the ones next to Bob Jones)
with a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got sh%t for brains like a blumpkin
i'm fifty four serving hot dogs from the concession stand at Keller
bacause i spent a decade whining about that Glen Gotcher feller
and i'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.
Now put your hands up if you have nightmares. If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here. If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.

Im outta Breath !!!!

But, i'm awsome!!!
no you're not dude don't lie
i'm awsome!!!
i'm drivin around in my mom's ride
i'm awsome!!!
half of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online

i'm awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i'm awsome!!!
there's no voice mail nobody called
i'm awsome!!!
i can't afford to buy a softball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall.

IM AWESOME !!!!!!!


Joe...what can I say except your awesome!!

[men talljie aunt]

Sometimes I even amaze myself at my brilliance!!

I know I am gloating but that was funny!!

[men talljie aunt]

GIGGLE SNIFFLE GIGGLE SNIFFLE

[SBALLdad]

Also BipolarJoe, you ridicule me for worrying about what tournament all of these B teams are playing in and obsessing with VTD this and that, but then you turn right around and proclaim how the Diamonds are playing in Irving this weekend. Really? How did you figure that one out? You didn't go to the ASA website and investigate about where this team or that team is playing? But while we are on the subject, it does look like once again that this will be the best tournament around with some of the area's best teams competing against one another. It is peculiar how these same teams seem to always play against each other.

Judging by your posts, you're not a fan of "B" teams, or VTD. But, I would hope you're a fan of the U.S. that gives you the right to choose what, when, and where we do things. So, stop acting like you know who the good teams are and who the bad teams are, let the teams play where they want, and let it go.
On the other hand, if people were judge you by your posts and definitely by your avatar, some may think you're just a pervert, and you shouldn't be allowed in any ball park with young girls around.
TDs...you may want to impose some sort of camera ban

[Joe]

Joe...what can I say except your awesome!!

Well then...I'm glad that our negotiations have led us to a final conclusion.

[men talljie aunt]

Since this thread is supposed to be about VTD Nationals, I would like to get back on point and discuss something that has been bothering me? What the heck is Rangers Stadium??? Is this where the Jesuit Ranger play? Or are we talking about the Ballpark in Arlington? I mean everybody and their dog knows it is commonly referred to as the Ballpark in Arlington and not Rangers Stadium. The only people who might not know this would be those people from out of town or Tarrant County, and lets face it, its not like there are going to be too many people from outside of the DFW area competing in VTD Nationals.