"Top Ten Reasons You May Not Be An A-Ball Team..."

[kingorcoralsnake]

since this seems to be turning into a "anti-daddy ball" thread, here is my input:
reason #1: "daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...

I guess you coach a team that plays alot of daddy ball.

I seem to recall a certain daddy-ball kid pitching a 2-hit, 13k gem against the mighty Travelers a few weeks back. Or maybe I'm misremembering...

That very well could have happen I dont know.If that happened congratulations to that pitcher.What traveler team?

[ReadAllAboutIt]

Red Hots Coach Marti:

Now that was funny!

Dad of the Red Head from Baytown that plays for another team!

Stalking Red Heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coachEd]

During warmups, that dreadful "dinging" sound of the $19.95 aluminum bat is ringing loud and clear around the field.

[JCates]

No stalking...just an identifier. Since we live in B-Town where the Red Hots practice there would be plenty of opportunity for a tryout if we, or the Red Hots were interested.

[NorCal96]

IF THE TEAM COLOR IS PINK----PROBABLEY "B" TEAM/ REST YOUR BEST PITCHERS/ CATCHERS

Really?! I think B team means you have a best pitcher and you work the poor kid into the ground.

A teams have 3-4 solid pitchers/catchers you can rotate. JMHO

[GSB]

Live in the only state where B travel actually exists.

[Blind Squirrel]

The parents drive SUVs to tournaments with the windows all lettered up with "GO XXXs" and their kid's first name and number. The real ambitious ones draw softballs too but only the best players on the team have actually earned that right.

[Task Master]

Hey Redhots coach,

It looks like somebody wants to come to your tryouts. I thought your tryouts were open to everybody.

[JCates]

Task Master:

Who do you see that looks like they want a tryout with the Red Hots? I must have missed that.

[Texas Two Step]

#1 in my book:

Parent/parents who think they're "A" ball parents spending most their time on Heybucket making fun of other parents and teams out there in the softball world....maybe they should look in the mirror.

Pretty "B"ush league IMO