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"Top Ten Reasons You May Not Be An A-Ball Team..."

by HoosierCoach » Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:07 pm

2. Tye-Dye socks / ANY neon color on the uniform.

1. None of the parents has ever been to Heybucket!


pssst...Hey Uno,can I get a T-shirt for that one? :)
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by ~φ~ » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:58 am

If your Coach/Manager figures out the font/scroll HTML on Eteamz and proceeds to post 10 announcments in a row all different colors some scrolling some not etc..... and updates them every 30 minutes :oops:
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by Aero Smith » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:57 pm

Your coaches think that you actually "earn" your way to "get" to go to USFA State or Nationals.

They don't realize all you have to do is register with USFA and you "earn" the 100 points needed...you don't have to win or place in anything to "get" to go.



The coaches post on their tryout information that their goal is to go to Nationals in PCB.
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by PAPA COACH » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:24 pm

your dd is trying out for d-bat
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by PAPA COACH » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:26 pm

Aero Smith wrote:Your coaches think that you actually "earn" your way to "get" to go to USFA State or Nationals.

They don't realize all you have to do is register with USFA and you "earn" the 100 points needed...you don't have to win or place in anything to "get" to go.



The coaches post on their tryout information that their goal is to go to Nationals in PCB.


Maybe they are not sure if there team bake sale will raise enough money for the trip????

FASUP IM BRUNO :lol:
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by Filthy McNasty » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:11 am

If grand master is your coach you may"B" on a B team
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by SiberianQueen » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:33 am

Hey Filthy McNasty, this ones for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1a_SsTG-FE

8-) Horace Silver, playing "Filthy McNasty" AWESOME!!! 8-)
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by outofnowhere » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:57 pm

On behalf of TB24 the #1 answer is easy... you don't have an A ball team :lol: :lol:

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by King Slade K Adkins » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:46 pm

When you classify your team as A and play in weak opens.

When you copy/paste your ribbons from VTD and post them on your homepage
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by outofnowhere » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:15 am

when you practice for 12 months out of the year and never play in a tournament aka: lady liberty. that is one way to have a perfect record
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