THE CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD! HEE HAW!!!!!!!! WERE BACK!!!!!

[JoeRussell56]

The Children of a Lesser God: The most hated team in DFW

As July 4th gets closer and all of the “special” teams pack up their equipment and leave the state to try and test their skills.
Do we others have to stay at home and hang our heads and pout?
NOT!
You can bring your team to McKinney on July 2-3 and take a shot at a “DONKEY”.
Yes, the most hated team in 12U in back.
So please continue to pile on your harsh words and dagger looks.
You only make the DONKEYS more determined than ever!
Why in our last little outing the umpires even tried to conspire to stop us. We had it from a very reliable source they were told by a TD to stop us from qualifying.
Well you might as well try and stop the sun from rising!
When the Donkeys found out about this little conspiracy there was no stopping that stampede.
Now do not be Un-American and stay home, I mean July 4th is apple pie, BBQ and Donkey Softball. Come out and honor the USA don’t stay home or hide out in Chicago with Obama.
Be a real American and years from now when your grandkids are sitting on your lap and they say Grandpa what did you do in the summer of 2010. You can say “well we played a team of Donkeys in softball in McKinney, Texas”, Hee Haw!
Heck, our government is full of them Donkeys and we just keep voting them right back in!
So I can only conclude that you people really do like Donkeys! LOL
So collect your team and get over to McKinney.
I won’t call you Donkey haters out yet, you know who you are.
Looking forward to congenial correspondence from you all!
HEE HAW
THE DALLAS DONKEYS
Hoofless Joe Russell

[Joe]

Git er done...Donkeys!

[MISS SASSY]

Wow! The donkeys are back... again. Just curious, would this be the donkey team from White Settlement the first time or the donkey team from the "qualifier"? You just never know who this "team" is going to show up with. My guess is whoevers real team isn't playing that weekend. Regardless, the best of luck to you, or whoever.

[heybuckettexas]

Ugh! White Settlement. What a horrible tournament this weekend.