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You know you are on a "B" team when?
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Taco Bell - Posts: 29
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...refrain...
...refrain...
...refrain...
whew, that was close
...refrain...
...refrain...
whew, that was close
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CrushersDad - Posts: 393
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You know you are on a "B" team when....
Nationals events are chosen for -
1) their location near a large body of water or amusement park (or mountains to go skiing/river rafting, you get it)
2) the most important thing about the condos, hotels, etc you stay in is the pool and spa facilities
3) parents argue over whether to stay home from "nationals" now that the oil spill has ruined the beach
Other favorites -
1) Parents don't want to "travel" to tournaments. This includes anything over 15 minutes from their house.
2) Parents were unwilling to get up and bring their daughter for an 8am game because "it was a pool game and that is a little too early on a Saturday" leaving their team short
3) Parents spend more money on bows and cute t-shirts at the tournaments than they do on lessons.
4) Parents expect their DD to get better at 2 - 2 hour practices a week but never pick up a softball in between. Then blame the coach when they can't hit a softball (or field one).
Nationals events are chosen for -
1) their location near a large body of water or amusement park (or mountains to go skiing/river rafting, you get it)
2) the most important thing about the condos, hotels, etc you stay in is the pool and spa facilities
3) parents argue over whether to stay home from "nationals" now that the oil spill has ruined the beach
Other favorites -
1) Parents don't want to "travel" to tournaments. This includes anything over 15 minutes from their house.
2) Parents were unwilling to get up and bring their daughter for an 8am game because "it was a pool game and that is a little too early on a Saturday" leaving their team short
3) Parents spend more money on bows and cute t-shirts at the tournaments than they do on lessons.
4) Parents expect their DD to get better at 2 - 2 hour practices a week but never pick up a softball in between. Then blame the coach when they can't hit a softball (or field one).
- softballfan33
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Your pregame warm up is spent doing hair bows & deciding where the team will do lunch when they are 2 & bbq.
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Taco Bell - Posts: 29
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- Location: mexico city
In total frustration of finishing second in the Clarksville Classic you burn your SECOND place ribbons 
Sorry—long Monday and couldn’t resist
Sorry—long Monday and couldn’t resist
- Rounding 3rd
- Posts: 107
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:07 pm
Your parents take turns bringing after game snacks...
Juice box and crackers please!
Juice box and crackers please!
- SoCalSurge
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:37 pm
The team that tens years from now...
...doesn't give a sh#t...A or B!
...doesn't give a sh#t...A or B!
- Joe
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- Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:25 pm
I once coached a great team at the 12u level.We had parties pony rides sleep overs & really neat team building games.Weird that team did not last long & I no longer coach?
"Im not a crook"
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TRICKY DICK - Posts: 123
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- Location: WASHINGTON DC BABY!!!!!!!!!!
When everyone meets in the park to paint their cars right before Nationals with shoe polish(Who has the red dam it??). Go Dragon Girls!!!!!
I’m not going to lie I miss that.
I’m not going to lie I miss that.
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- KekambuS
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KekambuS wrote:When everyone meets in the park to paint their cars right before Nationals with shoe polish(Who has the red dam it??). Go Dragon Girls!!!!!
I’m not going to lie I miss that.
+1
Go.....
Angels,
Raiders,
Lakers,
Trojans!
Angels,
Raiders,
Lakers,
Trojans!
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Nzane - Posts: 1047
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