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by softballmafia » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:05 pm

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.



One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).



The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.




Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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by Dugout Dad » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:33 pm

That was a thumbs up post :D
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BTW, That looks like the new airport security scanner
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by K'SDAD » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:46 pm

:mrgreen: :o :twisted:
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by GSB » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:40 am

Now that the thumb thing is general knowledge, I better go and get thumb enlargement surgery. :lol:
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by nohesitation » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:13 am

Great, I can stop buying shoes that that make my feet look larger.
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by Dugout Dad » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:31 am

K'SDAD wrote::mrgreen: :o :twisted:

dang.....you win......thing has it's own zip code
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