Why I Will Vote Democrat from Now On

[softballmafia]

A List That Explains Most Everything…….

The 18 top reasons why we all should vote for Obama and the Democrats and any good Democrat can think of more reasons to vote for Democrats!

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it or it applies to radical Democrats only!

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect myself from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have much more of a right to free health care, education, welfare, section 8 housing and driving without insurance than American citizens.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay 100,s of billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”, and transformation of American.

12. I vote Democrat because I think unions should be allowed to extort money from everyone to buy Democrat Politicians!

13. I vote Democrat because I believe the federal government can do a much better job deciding what medicine and medical treatment I need then me or my Doctor.

14. I vote Democrat because I believe the Invading horde of illegal Aliens, Welfare leeches, Criminals and the Lazy deserve my money more than I do.

15. I vote Democrat because I think being Politically Correct is much more Important that speaking honestly and trying to find solutions and address problems in our society!

16. I voted Democrat because, if I didn't, I would be called a Racist, Homophobe and a Right Wing Nut by my follow Democrats!

17. I Vote Democrat because the Democrats have cared enough to post signs warning Citizens not to go into some parks and areas in this Nation because of the danger from Illegal Aliens, something the Republicans would never do.

18. I vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my #@**, I am brain dead from lack of oxygen.

[fastpitchdad05]

Politics? Really??

Slow day on HB I guess...

[Fastpitch4Life]

Politics? Really??

Slow day on HB I guess...

Especially with something written in 2008. Is there an election next week or something? And I was just going to concentrate on the college SB regionals!