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WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE

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by NumeroUno » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:26 pm

WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE

"IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,
YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM"
WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE. Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the
last thing she would do the best.

This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It's her future she's
worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big
government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are
just common sense in her opinion.

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX , Nov 18, 2011

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for
Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans,
blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want
steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women
Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we'll test
recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use
drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your
home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be
inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your
own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or
you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of
trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We
will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo
and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of
the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you
say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider
that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing
absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least
attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system
rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is
correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will
voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't
welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - Vote for what's right and not necessarily popular!!
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by SoCalASABlue » Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:56 am

AMEN!!!!
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:45 am

The future of America lies with our youth, let's hope there is more of her.
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by NumeroUno » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:44 am

i was wondering how long it would take you to get here :)
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by dodgerblue » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:22 am

I like that :) . Dont forget all the free dollars they will get for college tuition that the rest of working bums have to pay for.
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:27 am

NumeroUno wrote:i was wondering how long it would take you to get here :)
:lol:

My daughter is heading to college in a couple of weeks and I told her she will be surrounded by a lot of liberals, she told me "Don't worry Dad, I can handle them" :lol:
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:34 am

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