Questions to ponder...

[artomatic]

Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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why do you have to 'put your two cents in'...
but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes You were buried in for eternity?


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why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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How is it that we put man on the moon Before we
figured out it would be a good idea To put wheels
on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, Is it still
called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, But you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, And then put money in binoculars To look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting That burns the toast to a horrible crisp, Which no decent
human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, Why is there a stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse Drive in the
carpool lane ?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island Can make a radio out of a coconut, Why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect While Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, Why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, And vegetable
oil is made from vegetables, What is baby
oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, Does morality
come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star Have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, But call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, He gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, He sticks his head out the window?

[str8up]

Your KILLING me Art !!!.....

[Brooke's Dad]

Why do they call them apartments - when they are so close together?






Why do they call Wednesday "hump day" when you usually get layed on the weekend?






Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?







If you choke a smurf.... what color does he turn??






If a cat always lands on their feet - and buttered bread always lands butter side down...... what happens if you butter a cat???