Football-Banning purses?

[blackwidow]

In order for NFL Fans to get their dose of Bread and circuses they must submit to a purse-large bag ban. I can't wait till this idea makes an appearance and local movie theaters and shopping malls. PRE-CRIME is the next generation of enforcement.
Safety first-safety always.

“Our fans deserve to be in a safe and secure environment,” said Jeffrey Miller, NFL vice president and chief security officer, on the league's new "All Clear" site. “Public safety is our top priority. This will make the job of checking items much more efficient and effective. We will be able to deliver a better and quicker experience at the gates and also provide a safer environment. We appreciate our fans’ cooperation.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 51237.html

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013 ... experience

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metr ... d8ba0.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/giants ... dowlands-0

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/15/44 ... about.html


Meanwhile in other news:
Man wakes up from decade long coma and figures he's living in an Orwellian dystopia... asks if he can be a Viking instead.
http://wartard.blogspot.com/2012/05/man ... a-and.html

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[as the world turns]

Heck that is nothing.........

Ladies, prepare for TSA Operation Boob Squeeze
http://nakeddc.com/2013/08/16/ladies-prepare-for-tsa-operation-boob-squeeze/