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by Vegasdad » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:42 pm

Joe wrote:
Dugout Dad wrote:You infidel!, this is the way you would write that:


"يحبّ نحن هذا شدادة جديدة. هو يذكّرنا من أنّ [سبينلسّ], [ميكرو-تستس] شدادة يعيّن [كلينيتون]. ويرسل هم زوجته [أفر هر]? [لول] ".


Praise Allah!!!

Aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya aiya.....!!!!

You forgot the "BOOM" at the end! :twisted:
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by Skarp » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:42 pm

Spazsdad wrote:
Joe wrote:
Skarp wrote:Obama to the muslim world in his very first presidential interview: "America is not your enemy."

This would be the Jimmy Carter policy revisited. Worked just peachy the first time around.


توقع محمد العبار رئيس شركة إعمار العقارية أكبر شركة عقارات في الإمارات العربية المتحدة انخفاض أسعار العقارات بنسبة في المتوسط دون تحديده فترة زمنية لذلك.

وقال العبار في تصريحات صحفية إن وضع إعمار المالي قوي إلا أنه لا تخطط




I'm just sayin'...


Joe,
I have a new found love for you (not in the NAMBLA way you are thinking)with that post.
That buys you one "get out of jail free" card with the Heybucket police

Much as I hate to admit it, Joe's been showing some strength for quite a while now. He is "Timmy" to me no longer.
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by Skarp » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:00 pm

Spazsdad wrote:You've been gone. And unless you were so bored you came back and read all of the previous knowledge that has been posted here that you missed you may have missed some of his gems.

That I didn't. I figured if there was some priceless nugget of softball wisdom buried in there somewhere I would just have to stumble along without it.

So you're saying I should keep "Timmy" close at hand...just in case?
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by as the world turns » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:29 am

Quiz: What do these mug shots have in common?

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by Joe » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:34 am

They all maxed out their donation to Sarah Palin.
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by ice_67 » Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:09 pm

Trophy Hunter wrote:okay these displays of public affection have got out of control


Is that Demi Moore fulfilling her Pledge to serve the Pres?
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by Bleacher Creature » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:46 pm

as the world turns wrote:Quiz: What do these mug shots have in common?

mugs1.jpg



They all attend the Bagdad College of Domestic Terrorism, Obama Campus, Chicago, IL ?
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by Dugout Dad » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:53 am

$800 billion Stimulus package has something for everybody, even illegals. Read on:


http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2009/01/29/america/Stimulus-Illegal-Immigrants.php
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by NewCoach » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:50 pm

Joe wrote:They all maxed out their donation to Sarah Palin.

How is that possible? I thought that ALL republicans were rich white guys.
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