While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas Rancher whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his presidency.
The old rancher said, Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, 'What is a post turtle'?
The old rancher said, When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he sure as heck doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there and you just wonder what kind of an idiot put him there in the first place.'
The Pub
Gather round Heybucketeers for a story about the Post Turtle
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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
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Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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That would be funny if were not sooo true!
great post!
great post!
"If you aint first your last"
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Bleacher Creature - Premium Member
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Bleacher Creature wrote:That would be funny if were not sooo true!
great post!
Easy boys...you sound like those angry white republicans.
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weekend4trvl - Posts: 413
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I'm just worried about how bad it's gonna hurt when he falls off the post 
Proud fastpitch, baseball, volleyball, soccer, basketball, etc. Dad 
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jofus - Posts: 708
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