Panties on a plane

[softballmafia]

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for


the very first time.


The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all , but I'm gunna put me


on sum hot pink panties beefo' I get on dat plane.'





'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked..


The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare


laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'





The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant


Orange panties.'


'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.


The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and


I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'





The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.........


'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.


The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I


ain't wearing any panties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box


first'

[Platinum]

good one

[Old Darter]

Racially insensitive and disgusting.

[Joe]

Racially insensitive and disgusting.

Hmmm...

Martin Lawrence told the same joke at the Nokia a few years ago.

...and he a brotha'