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THE BARBER & THE MEXICAN

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by upurbox » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:29 am

One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut.
After the cut he goes to pay the barber.....
'I am sorry I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing a community service.'

The florist is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the barber goes
to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting
at his door.


A cop goes for a haircut and he also
goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: 'I'm sorry
I cannot accept money from you I'm doing community service.'


The cop is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and one dozen donuts waiting at his door.


A Mexican cook goes for a haircut and
he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: 'I'm sorry I can't accept money from you I'm
doing a community service.'


The Mexican cook is happy and leaves.


The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop guess what he
finds there?..................



A dozen Mexicans waiting for a free haircut !!
PINCHE RAZA!!!
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VIVA LA RAZA !!!! :mrgreen:
PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN STAIRS...
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by NewCoach » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:13 pm

First time I heard this it was conservatives and Liberals. ;)
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by DonnieS » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:59 am

NewCoach wrote:First time I heard this it was conservatives and Liberals. ;)


And the difference is?
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