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by Bleacher Creature » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:01 pm

1, The American people elect a black president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists civil rights are not violated.
2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.
3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.
5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes..
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.
And that's just the first two weeks . . . but who's counting.
America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy , and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.
Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!

"OBAMA" One Big Ass Mistake, America...
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by hotwheels » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:04 pm

I nominate this for BEST POST EVER!
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by anonlooker » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:08 pm

Hey BC, feel free to update this as things progre... err, digress.

It'll save me a lot of time trying to comprehend wtf is going on! :twisted:
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by GIMNEPIWO » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:59 pm

yeah ... I'm sitting on the edge of my seat ... I can't wait to see how the current regime ucks fup the current economy and banking ... the wars ... consumer confidence ... etc etc etc . ... because everything is going SO good now there is no where to go but down, right :?: ... plus he's BLACK :o ... and a MUSLIM :o He's gonna make the national bird a FRIED CHICKEN :!: ... and what is this about " The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists. " WOW ... that sounds a little like conflict of interest ... Next thing ya know he'll want to be VP & a former CEO of a no bid contractor selling our troops $300 cheesburgers ... GEESH ..." 42 days experience " & " absolutely no experience " ... what this country needs is a good ol' Texas puppet with lots of inexperience ... oh, wait, we just had one ... ahhh ! But with plenty of experience in the oil business ... since the mid 70's I think ... Gee Wally, I was thinking ... I wonder what we're doing in the Middle East ? Couldn't be a conflict of interest there ...
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:54 pm

one big ass mistake america.jpg
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by GIMNEPIWO » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:22 pm

Hey :o ... that spells Obama :lol: ... Did you figure that out all by yourself ? That's funny ... :roll:
"Eight days before the election, the Boston Globe reported discrepancies between the Bush campaign's statements regarding his military service and what records and documents showed. In 1972, the Globe reported, Bush moved from Houston to Mobile, Alabama to work on a Senate campaign. It was at this time, the Globe found, that he was suspended from flight duty for not taking his annual flight physical. Furthermore, the Globe could find no evidence that he ever performed any drills while in Alabama, or any more drills after returning to Houston."
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by Madmun » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:59 pm

Dugout Dad wrote:
one big ass mistake america.jpg

Love it!!!! :lol: :!:
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by jofus » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:33 pm

Uh....you're criticizing Bush's military experience, with the last 3 democratic presidents (Obama, Slick Willy, and Good Ole Jimmy)?

Interesting.....
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:00 pm

GIMNEPIWO wrote:Hey :o ... that spells Obama :lol: ... Did you figure that out all by yourself ? That's funny ... :roll:
"Eight days before the election, the Boston Globe reported discrepancies between the Bush campaign's statements regarding his military service and what records and documents showed. In 1972, the Globe reported, Bush moved from Houston to Mobile, Alabama to work on a Senate campaign. It was at this time, the Globe found, that he was suspended from flight duty for not taking his annual flight physical. Furthermore, the Globe could find no evidence that he ever performed any drills while in Alabama, or any more drills after returning to Houston."
Is that the best you got? A story that is 8-9 years old. You can do better than that! I like the Bush avatar, though, the chief looked like he needed a man-bra.
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by Bleacher Creature » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:04 pm

GIMNEPIWO wrote:yeah ... I'm sitting on the edge of my seat ... I can't wait to see how the current regime ucks fup the current economy and banking ... the wars ... consumer confidence ... etc etc etc . ... because everything is going SO good now there is no where to go but down, right :?: ... plus he's BLACK :o ... and a MUSLIM :o He's gonna make the national bird a FRIED CHICKEN :!: ... and what is this about " The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists. " WOW ... that sounds a little like conflict of interest ... Next thing ya know he'll want to be VP & a former CEO of a no bid contractor selling our troops $300 cheesburgers ... GEESH ..." 42 days experience " & " absolutely no experience " ... what this country needs is a good ol' Texas puppet with lots of inexperience ... oh, wait, we just had one ... ahhh ! But with plenty of experience in the oil business ... since the mid 70's I think ... Gee Wally, I was thinking ... I wonder what we're doing in the Middle East ? Couldn't be a conflict of interest there ...



I remember a thread about a turtle on a fence post..........

They wondered how it got there?


Well now you know!


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