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Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize to mixed reviews

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by anonlooker » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:41 am

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by Joe » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:48 am

YOU LIE!!!...........?
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by CrushersDad » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:50 am

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by Skarp » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:03 am

LMFAO. I just saw that. What a joke.
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by Joe » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:06 am

Skarp wrote:LMFAO. I just saw that. What a joke.


Been waiting in anticipation all morning for the Skarp op-ed and that's all you have for us????
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by Skarp » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:27 am

Joe wrote:
Skarp wrote:LMFAO. I just saw that. What a joke.


Been waiting in anticipation all morning for the Skarp op-ed and that's all you have for us????

What more is there to say? Some things are so far beyond the pale that words fail compared to the thing itself. So LMFAO. That's all I can do.

Of course the political analysis is a simple one. The left-wing Nobel Committee (can you say Al Gore?) is throwing a lifeline to Obama's flagging presidency, which just might be enough to help him get his disastrous agenda rammed down our throats.
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by DonnieS » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:30 am

Joe wrote:
Skarp wrote:LMFAO. I just saw that. What a joke.


Been waiting in anticipation all morning for the Skarp op-ed and that's all you have for us????


Well I am going to nominate him for the Congressional Medal of Honor and whats with the queen of England not knighting him already. He has been in office since January - he has accomplished so much, come on Queenie - get on the wagon, the koolaid is waiting for you since you obviously havent had yours yet.

If any of you read Scientific American, the first issue that came out after he was 'elected' not took office, but elected, he was annointed 'Scientific American of the Year' - guys, I think there is something more than kool-aid here. I always thought there should be something objective about a magazine of science - I cancelled my long term subscription that same month.
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by REALLY » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:31 am

Breaking news....

After discussing the BCS last year he is now in the lead for the Heisman..


OB throws out first pitch and is now the front running canidate for the Cy young....

What a joke 2 weeks in office before the nomination deadline this is his record.

First week in office :
5 exectutive orders
Insults China
First interview as President, is with foreign (Arab) news outlet- for Muslims Talks about his muslim family
First phone call as President calls Palestinian leader Abbas
Picks fight with Limbaugh
Won't take question from press
Excludes any compromise with GOP on Stimulus bill
Massive pork in stimulus bill 5% of stimulus bill to actually go to infrastructure (and the rest of stimulus money to create jobs and restore the economy will not appear for a year or two)
Offers to negotiate directly with Iran (in addition to previous talks already held)
Puts 5 millionaires on his cabinet
Makes a tax cheat the Sec. of the Treasury
Bombs Pakistan
Argues with the Pope on abortion
Signed the Schip bill, that gives health care to illegals
Won't bring a camera in to video his retaking of the oath of office
Ordered the closure of Gitmo
Halts all pending Bush regulations

Second week: Appoints extremist Samantha Powers to head foreign policy team
Orders more Secret nuke talks with Iran/Syria
Attacks Rush Limbaugh
His Illegal alien aunt, granted a visa
Signs expensive schipp legislation
Proposes another major tax cheat to be Health Secretary
Proposes making a Republican Senator Commerce Secretary to ensure a filibuster proof Senate for total Democratic dictatorship
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by coachmatt » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:40 am

Heres what Obama did in his 12 days in office prior to being nominated for now what will be known as the Nobel steaming piece of @#%* prize

Over the last decade the only requirement to win the prize was that the nominee had to be critical of George W. Bush

President Obama has broken new ground here. Nominations for potential winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize ended on February 1. The president took office only 12 days earlier on January 20.

Let’s take a look at the president’s first 12 days in the White House according to his public schedule to see what he did to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize:

January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.

January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an “open house” party at the White House.

January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how’s that working out?)

January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner.

January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.

January 25: Skipped church.

January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony.

January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.

January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon.

January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.

January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.

January 31: Took the day off.

February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.

So there you have it. The short path to the Nobel Peace Prize: Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries, party some more.

If he is a man he will not accept it...we will see..
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by Joe » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:47 am

coachmatt wrote:Heres what Obama did in his 12 days in office prior to being nominated for now what will be known as the Nobel steaming piece of @#%* prize

Over the last decade the only requirement to win the prize was that the nominee had to be critical of George W. Bush

President Obama has broken new ground here. Nominations for potential winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize ended on February 1. The president took office only 12 days earlier on January 20.

Let’s take a look at the president’s first 12 days in the White House according to his public schedule to see what he did to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize:

January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.

January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an “open house” party at the White House.

January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how’s that working out?)

January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner.

January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.

January 25: Skipped church.

January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony.

January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.

January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon.

January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.

January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.

January 31: Took the day off.

February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.

So there you have it. The short path to the Nobel Peace Prize: Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries, party some more.

If he is a man he will not accept it...we will see..


Whoa now!!! Where's all those Sunday tee times???
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