Hey Bucket "NEW FLASH" Identity Theft

[KLFC96]

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Hello my Hey Bucket friends its yours truly KLFC

During my time off I came across something that's very interesting. I would like to share this information with my new softball friends here on HEY BUCKET . I never paid it any attention until page 41 on the SURF CITY 12U Tournament thread.. (Sorry, I apologize for bringing it up again. I pinky swear I will never I mention it.)

I might not be the smartest guy in the world, but I have lock up a few so called smart asses [] in my life time. (LOL) Question? How many of you love Batman as a kid? We all know Bruce Wayne is Batman right? What I'm about too share with you could come as a shock. I couldn't believe it myself, but there it was right in front of my face the moment of truth.

Suspects are The 3 Stooges : Curly, Larry and Moe

Curly aka Spazsdad (Noodles)
Joined Hey Bucket on Dec 17, 2007
Post: 2013

Larry aka Skarp (Jobless One)
Joined Hey Bucket on Dec 19, 2007
Post: 1505

Moe aka NumeroUno (THE BRAIN)
Joined Hey Bucket on Dec 17, 2007
Post: 1779

The information above I found to be rather peculiar. We all know in sports a team is a group of athletes who come together to play as 1 unit. Ladies and Gentlemen these 3 individuals (LOL) come together to play as 1 person. (Talk about split personalities )
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde was a joke. Those two have nothing on...... these 3 individuals. (Oops!! I mean...... this individual)

Moe aka NumeroUno, Mister Nice Guy. (Yeah Right!) Smooth talker, Peacemaker, PM Sissy, Mister Hey Bucket himself. Watch out for this guy. He could delete your profile and put a stop to your forum. Stay away from this individual a real Hannibal Lector type and the most feared man on Hey Bucket............[b]Level 10!!!

Larry aka Skarp (My Buddy), Trash Talker, Big Mouth, Mister I will roast your ass on Hey Bucket, Mister I don't have a job so I sit on Hey Bucket all day, Mister I have a PHD in Grammar an English Literature and still don't have a JOB, Mister I don't care what I say on Hey Bucket because my big brother "MOE" will protect me. (Yikes!!) Watch out for this guy. He is armed and dangerous with ENORMOUS WORDS straight out of Spazsdad brain. Citizens of Hey Bucket be careful please don't say anything to this individual a real Oscar The Grouch type...............Level 10 1/2

Curly aka Spazsdad, Mister I can't decide on a profile pic. I once was a 8 year boy holding a Jack Daniels Bottle now I'm a dirty old man with one hand in my pants. (Another great pic for all the young kids who visit this site everyday. GOOD JOB!)

Curly, Larry, Moe = 1 Face!!!

Well Ladies and Gentlemen this concludes my theory. In poker we call this 3 of a Kind? LOL

Stay-Tuned......Same BAT CHANNEL Same BAT TIME!!!

Funny post, but you theory is not even close..... at the end of the day, all 3 of these guys are "stand-up" type individuals. They love the game and in their hearts do whats best for the girls and THEIR sport. Parents like you just get to close to the forest to see the trees..

Here is some rare footage of NU & Spazsdad cleaning up heybucket of peasant posters like klfc96...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk47saogI8o

Sportzdonkey how are you? I see you want some DEEP FRIED KFC! Careful you might choke on a bone. This KFC is FINGER LICKING GOOD. I believe Moe & Curly can speak for themselves. Your time is up. (RETIRE) In your next life become a PINATA or something! Use your true talents...............Sincerely yours KFC

[KLFC96]

Is there any way to edit the annoying and obvious error in the title of this thread?

We could but then we would lose out on some of the magic that is KFC96

What was I thinking?

And who knows what collaterial damage we would be causing Skarp... er. uh ...Larry

Like (and I mean exactly like) an artifact from early human evolutionary history, each KLFC utterance must be preserved in pristine glory. There will be no edits!!

Whats up Larry? I see you have your fan club of SKARPETTES! You must have cleaned their cars real good before you left your last job. I see we have a newcomer "Little Bitty" he or she is starting to act like you! (KLFC96 you left the "S" off NEWS). I did that just for you because I knew you would say something. I guess Little B*#c% beat you to it! (DAMN!!!) I guess he or she didn't get the memo. This premature scrambled egg yolk is starting too piss off Kernel Sanders!!
I didn't ask for the side show only the main course meal!! Now I have Perverts, Jackasses, Bird Brains, Spelling B champion, and the Wackologist coming at me. (WHERE IS THE LOVE SKARP?)

[KLFC96]

Careful G, You may get called out for changing your avatar. KFC don't like that

I'm so happy to see Little Curly!! They say a good story will never be forgotten but a picture will last a life time!! (hmmm maybe vice versa?? Who cares you turn out to be a chip off the old block. (LOL)

[KLFC96]

Careful G, You may get called out for changing your avatar. KFC don't like that

Are you a mind reading? Good Point!! Maybe I will buy you a round when you get older. (Oops! To late for that. Pass the bottle Junior! )

[GIMNEPIWO]

Now that right there is some " Pristine Glory " ... eh' Skarp ?

[Skarp]

Now that right there is some " Pristine Glory " ... eh' Skarp ?

Indeed.

"Kernel Sanders"...

[GIMNEPIWO]

Spazsdad ...glad to see your Avatar is back on the sauce too ...

[Little Bird]

Is there any way to edit the annoying and obvious error in the title of this thread?

We could but then we would lose out on some of the magic that is KFC96

What was I thinking?

And who knows what collaterial damage we would be causing Skarp... er. uh ...Larry

Like (and I mean exactly like) an artifact from early human evolutionary history, each KLFC utterance must be preserved in pristine glory. There will be no edits!!

This premature scrambled egg yolk is starting too piss off Kernel Sanders!!

Dear Popcorn Head, is it KLFC (Kernel Loves Fried Chicken), or simply KFC (Kernel's Fried Chicken)?

[porcupine]

This thread scares the crap out of me. What if ALL of the posts on Hey Bucket, including this one, are MY posts? What if I have about 500 different personalities, none of whom know about the others? And so when I later look back and see this post, I won't recall that it is me, and I will sign on and post under a different name (like KLFC96). And then I might even be mad at myself and post a snippy retort, which in turn will make other personalities angry, or laugh, or cry.

Maybe the entire world is spinning around in my mind, which in turn is floating in the ether of space, disconnected from all matter.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? I suddenly feel so cold and alone.

CAN ANYONE HEAR MY CRY FOR HELP? Pleeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeee.

[GIMNEPIWO]

This thread scares the crap out of me. What if ALL of the posts on Hey Bucket, including this one, are MY posts? What if I have about 500 different personalities, none of whom know about the others? And so when I later look back and see this post, I won't recall that it is me, and I will sign on and post under a different name (like KLFC96). And then I might even be mad at myself and post a snippy retort, which in turn will make other personalities angry, or laugh, or cry.

Maybe the entire world is spinning around in my mind, which in turn is floating in the ether of space, disconnected from all matter.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? I suddenly feel so cold and alone.

CAN ANYONE HEAR MY CRY FOR HELP? Pleeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeee.

Yes I can hear your cries ... They are saying ' HELP ME' my name is Red Eye ... or Shroom Sally ...