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by Dugout Dad » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:47 pm

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.


I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat !
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by hotwheels » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:39 am

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by as the world turns » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:16 pm

.......and the owner (the government) can put-down the dog (democrat) when his health care gets too expensive (obamacare) and has lived out it's useful years.
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