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by softballmafia » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:25 am

The year is 1947

>

> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over

> 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying

> object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep

> and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a

> well known incident that many say has long been covered up

> by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and

> organizations.

>

> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of

> April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the

> following people were born:

>

> Albert A. Gore, Jr..

> Hillary Rodham

> John F. Kerry

> William J. Clinton

> Howard Dean

> Nancy Pelosi

> Dianne Feinstein

> Charles E. Schumer

> Barbara Boxer

>

> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep

> and jackasses?

> I certainly hope this bit of information clears

> up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

>

> No wonder they support the bill to help illegal

> aliens!
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by Dugout Dad » Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:01 am

Crystal clear :lol: thanks smafia.
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by DonnieS » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:45 pm

Please do not be so degrading to sheep and jackasses - they deserve better. :o
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by TShark » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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by davidlinchi » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:19 am

Hi guys,
In modern times, the first UFO was reported in 1947. But many people believe that aliens have been among us for thousands of years. And for evidence, they point to certain ancient texts and monuments.
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by Skarp » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:25 am

Well alrighty then...
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by nohesitation » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:32 pm

Hey remember that X-files episode where Scully finds that alien space ship half buried in beach sand with scriptures written on it? That some damming evidence.
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:02 pm

nohesitation wrote:Hey remember that X-files episode where Scully finds that alien space ship half buried in beach sand with scriptures written on it? That some damming evidence.

X-files was fiction??
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by jofus » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:14 am

Indeed...

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by Dugout Dad » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:25 pm

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From another planet for sure
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