The daughter ask, "How much do you weigh?" The mother replies, "That is also another question that you do not ask women!"
The daughter ask, "Why did you and dad get divorced?" The mother replies, "Look that's enough with the questions, I don't want to talk about this!"
The mother drops off her daughter at her friends home.
The two girls begin talking in the backyard and the daughter tells her friend her mothers reaction to the questions she had asked her on the way over. The friend replies, "That's easy, when you get home tonight, look at her Drivers License. It will give you the answers to all of those questions.
When the girl arrived home that evening she gets in to her mothers purse and finds out her friend was correct.
The mother walks in later on and the daughter says, "Mom, you are 34 years old and you weigh 130 pounds." The mother replies, "How did you find that information?"
The daughter than says, "I also found out why you and dad divorced." The mother replies, "Well tell me why!"
The daughter answers, "YOU GOT AN "F" IN SEX!"
