Married Life:
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their
eyes .
After a few days they meet again....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said,
"You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night
long."
The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all
night."
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"