'Are my testicles black

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> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
> mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give
> him a partial sponge bath.
>
> 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir I'm only
> here to wash your upper body and feet.'
>
> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
> black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
> worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
> pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
> hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look
> and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
> slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
> very closely......
>
>
> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?