The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw apair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband
, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. 
