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by Ace » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:20 pm

Ok, Michael Vick goes to jail for dog fighting, Bret Favre kills an animal and stuffs its rotting dead body into a teamates locker as a prank. What if Bret was black? Why do my people always get treated so harshly in comparison?
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by K'SDAD » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:35 pm

Because Vick is a thug and Favre is only an idiot.
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by NumeroUno » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:41 pm

Vick was jailed for fighting and torturing dogs. Electrocuting them and putting them in cages and throwing them in a pool to drown.

What I read Favre went hunting legally, killed a turkey and put all the guts and feathers in a bag and put that in a locker, he ate the turkey.
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by Skarp » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:25 pm

Ace wrote:Why do my people always get treated so harshly in comparison?

Your people? I can only assume you're joking.
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by SSdad » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:42 pm

When Israel was in Egypt’s land,
Let My people go!
Oppressed so hard they could not stand,
Let My people go!
Refrain:
Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt’s land;
Tell old Pharaoh
To let My people go!
No more shall they in bondage toil,
Let My people go!
Let them come out with Egypt’s spoil,
Let My people go!
Oh, let us all from bondage flee,
Let My people go!
And let us all in Christ be free,
Let My people go!
You need not always weep and mourn,
Let My people go!
And wear these slav’ry chains forlorn,
Let My people go!
Your foes shall not before you stand,
Let My people go!
And you’ll possess fair Canaan’s land,
Let My people go!


are these the people you are talking about??? :roll:
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by Ace » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:57 am

OH, so now ya gotta bring race into this! :lol:
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by Ace » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:58 am

SSdad wrote:When Israel was in Egypt’s land,
Let My people go!
Oppressed so hard they could not stand,
Let My people go!
Refrain:
Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt’s land;
Tell old Pharaoh
To let My people go!
No more shall they in bondage toil,
Let My people go!
Let them come out with Egypt’s spoil,
Let My people go!
Oh, let us all from bondage flee,
Let My people go!
And let us all in Christ be free,
Let My people go!
You need not always weep and mourn,
Let My people go!
And wear these slav’ry chains forlorn,
Let My people go!
Your foes shall not before you stand,
Let My people go!
And you’ll possess fair Canaan’s land,
Let My people go!


are these the people you are talking about??? :roll:

Um, Arent limricks supposed to rhyme?
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by jofus » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:49 am

Ace wrote:Ok, Michael Vick goes to jail for dog fighting, Bret Favre kills an animal and stuffs its rotting dead body into a teamates locker as a prank. What if Bret was black? Why do my people always get treated so harshly in comparison?



Ace wrote:OH, so now ya gotta bring race into this! :lol:



So, by "my people", did you mean people who run dog fighting rings?
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by NavinR » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:09 am

jofus wrote:
Ace wrote:Ok, Michael Vick goes to jail for dog fighting, Bret Favre kills an animal and stuffs its rotting dead body into a teamates locker as a prank. What if Bret was black? Why do my people always get treated so harshly in comparison?



Ace wrote:OH, so now ya gotta bring race into this! :lol:



So, by "my people", did you mean people who run dog fighting rings?


Maybe he plays for the Falcons.
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by Ace » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:12 pm

OH, I cant be black? Maybe I'm black?!
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