#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally even day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the #1 reason Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
#1 - You can put a silencer on a gun.
(David Letterman) of course
