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by NumeroUno » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:57 am

Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very ha ppy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
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by pixsguy » Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:29 pm

come on now...this was a bush joke last week...you would piss off over 65 million people as well... :evil:
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by NumeroUno » Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:41 pm

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by anonlooker » Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:45 pm

pixsguy wrote:come on now...this was a bush joke last week...you would piss off over 65 million people as well... :evil:


Those pilots would piss off a lot more than 65 million, once you take into account how happy the Chinese, Russians, Iranians, bin Ladens, etc are. :twisted:
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by jofus » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:23 am

anonlooker wrote:
pixsguy wrote:come on now...this was a bush joke last week...you would piss off over 65 million people as well... :evil:


Those pilots would piss off a lot more than 65 million, once you take into account how happy the Chinese, Russians, Iranians, bin Ladens, etc are. :twisted:


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by Dugout Dad » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:30 am

I think 70% of the world (4,550,000,000) wanted the obamamessiah (based on some think tank poll). Since when have we ever asked the opinion of the rest of the world who our president should be. Of course the world is going to want someone that benefits them, they have their own interest in mind. It's like me going over to the opposing coach and telling him that 70% of my players want you to pitch your weaker pitcher instead of your ace. Ridiculous. :roll:
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by pixsguy » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:38 am

your anti-american...take that flag off you name moniker...

oops...started to sound like a right-wing wakko...



how many people went to bush inaguation: 300K

how many people went to reagans: 500K

how many people expected for Obamas: 1.5 million...

those are the facts, they can not be disputed.
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by Dugout Dad » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:43 am

Are they going to use the same crowd estimation process as the million man march? The numbers were closer to 400K march.
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by Skarp » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:03 pm

pixsguy wrote:your anti-american...take that flag off you name moniker...

oops...started to sound like a right-wing wakko...



how many people went to bush inaguation: 300K

how many people went to reagans: 500K

how many people expected for Obamas: 1.5 million...

those are the facts, they can not be disputed.

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by thetruth » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:26 pm

Thank you numero uno for helping me

Here is my first post so take it easy on me.

The blacks in American did not vote for a President the blacks in American voted for a black man. Obama could have had horns and carried a pitch fork and had Bin Laden in his fav five and 97% of the Black people in American still would have voted for him. The good thing is no more excuses that people can't get a good job because of color. It does not matter who you are or what color you are everyone has a chance at success in America.
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