"Any ideas for a xmas present" she said
"How about something that goes 0-250 in less than 3.5 seconds", he said with attitude.
When xmas arrived he opened his gift and it was....
.......a scale
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One day a wife was talking to her egocentric car-crazed husband.
"Any ideas for a xmas present" she said
"How about something that goes 0-250 in less than 3.5 seconds", he said with attitude.
When xmas arrived he opened his gift and it was....
.......a scale
"Any ideas for a xmas present" she said
"How about something that goes 0-250 in less than 3.5 seconds", he said with attitude.
When xmas arrived he opened his gift and it was....
.......a scale
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look like you're stupid......
than to open it and remove all doubt.
than to open it and remove all doubt.
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SSdad - Posts: 719
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str8up - Posts: 217
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This should be combined with the "that's when the fight started" post 
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