From the Spy Web Site -- Beware of Beer!!

[Sparky Guy]

This is Damn serious stuff.... beer contains female hormones!

from an irreverent SPY reader





Last month Mississippi State University scientists released the

results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female

hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.


The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can

turn into women!

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a

one-hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.



No further testing was considered necessary.