New Survivor Show TEXAS

[softballmafia]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:

“Survivor, Texas-Style!”;

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas,
then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio.
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso,
Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.
Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1 “ I'm a Democrat”;
2 “Amnesty for Illegals”;
3 “I love the Dixie Chicks”;
4 “Boycott Beef”;
5 “I Voted for Obama”;
6 “George Strait Sucks”;
7 “Reelect Obama in 2012”;
and...
8 “I'm here to confiscate your guns”;

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!
God Bless Texas!

[DonnieS]

They wont get out of Dallas.

[hit4power]

LMAO - I'm with Donnie, depending on what part of Dallas they start in, they might not make 2 miles but for sure they won't get past Waxahachie on I-35

[DonnieS]

LMAO - I'm with Donnie, depending on what part of Dallas they start in, they might not make 2 miles but for sure they won't get past Waxahachie on I-35

LOL, yep, theres a reason the folks in Waxahachie have a clear fire lane on either side of 35 in both directions. One for when they should hit, and the other for those nasty misses.