Funniest Line In A movie

[GIMNEPIWO]

There are too many ... but even though the movie stinks but because it was on tonite:

In 10 : "Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog"

[Stubs]

Heard a pretty good one this week. Not from a movie but an old X-Files episode. Mulder and Scully walk into an indian reservation bar. It's quite obvious that they are not welcome. During the insuing conversation and old indian says to Mulder, "We could smell you coming a mile away" to which Mulder replies, "They told me my deoderant was strong enough for a woman, but made for a man"

From Steel Magnolias, Shirley McClain's character comments on the husband of Sally Field's character as to his being a gentleman, "And I'll bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it"

[coolstuff]

For some reason, this line in the Godfather always cracks me up. It's after they execute Pauly. Clemenza says, "Leave the gun. Take the canolli."

[GIMNEPIWO]

The Canoli line is a classic ... and very truthfull if you know any Italians ...
Oh ... BTW ... I'm starting a pool on when Skarp post a Clint line ...

[thedoanezone]

"I'm gonna use good judgment. I haven't lost my temper in fourty years, but Pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning ....might got somebody killed. And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth....but I won't...I won't.....the hell I won't" ~ McClintock



"I'll have what she's having." ~ When Harry Met Sally

[GIMNEPIWO]

In McClintock ... My favorite is by the Indian at the clay slide ... " Yo Maclin... where's the whisky" ... & "Yo MaClin, good party, but no whisky... we go home ..."*
Alot of good ones in Big Jake as well ...

* paraphrasing by lack of memory

[watcher]

In one of the leathel weapons Said by Danny Glover "all dressed-up and knowone to bl*w"

[NoNothin]

"some men's sticks are longer than others"

Braveheart

[CB_8]

From Major Payne

"What the boy need is for you to pop your titty out of his mouth and let him grow up."

[blackwidow]

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming.

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer." ~ Ace Ventura

Cheerleaders are dancers....who have gone retarded - Bring it On