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Favorite Dwight Schrute quote

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by HoosierCoach » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:29 pm

There are many, but here are two of my favs:

Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it

Pam: It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.
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