The Polite Way to Pee

[upurbox]

The Polite Way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach good manners, asked her students the following
> question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that
> you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael
> said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher
> responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
> impolite.'
>
> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
> to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
>
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
> say
> the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
>
> 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your good manners?'
> 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
> moment? I have to shake hands with a very
> dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you
> to after dinner.

[CrushersDad]

LOL

That reminds me of one I heard long ago:

A Sailor and a Marine are side by side at the urinals
The Sailor finishes and walks out the door
The Marine sees the Sailor out in the hallway and says to him
"The Marine Corps taught me to wash after peeing"
The Sailor says
"The Navy taught me not to pee on my hands"

[wgman21]

The Polite Way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach good manners, asked her students the following
> question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that
> you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael
> said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher
> responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
> impolite.'
>
> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
> to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
>
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
> say
> the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
>
> 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your good manners?'
> 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
> moment? I have to shake hands with a very
> dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you
> to after dinner.

That is straight comedy!!

[softballaddict]

Sorry Crusher but you have it backwards. The Marines are taught to not pee on their hands. Semper Fi!

[CrushersDad]

Sorry Crusher but you have it backwards. The Marines are taught to not pee on their hands. Semper Fi!

You direct YOUR movie and I'll direct mine

[softballaddict]

Perhaps it is the U.S. Naval Service in general who are taught not to pee on their hands, while other branches are taught to wash their hands.