Best Novelty or Comedy Act ( you've seen live )

[GIMNEPIWO]

John Valby ... I'm not even sure he is still around ... but he used to do the College Circuit playing piano ... He would write new obscene lyrics to old standard songs and got the audience involved in sing alongs and shouting matches of the like ... the only example that I can think of that is not laced with the F-bomb and is suitable to post ... to the tune of the Beatles 'Yesterday' :
Leprocy ...
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprocy

Syphilis ...
It all started with a simple kiss
Now it even hurts to take a pi*s
Oh how did I get, syphilis

[coolstuff]

Another "sing along" kind of act is Duke Tumatoe (correct spelling) and the Power Trio. Besides playing some absolutely killer blues guitar, Duke writes and sings oddball songs like I Wanna Tie You Up, If I Hadn't Been High, and It's Christmas (Let's Have Sex). Lots of audience participation at his shows. Can you imagine a club full of people singing "I wanna TIE YOU UP!!!" at the top of their lungs? He's a frequent guest on the Bob & Tom radio show if you get that in your area.

Leather gets slick,
Rubber gets squeaky,
Let's you and I get freaky.
I WANNA TIE YOU UP!