YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF ...

[softballmafia]

. . . . . . YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF . . .

Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following:

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF . . .



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.


3. You have more wives than teeth.


4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide..


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against..


7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.


8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.


9. You have nothing against women and believe every man should own at least two.


10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[Dugout Dad]

hehe, good stuff!

[softballaddict]

Almost all good humor has a basis in reality. Funny but scary/sad.

[anonlooker]

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

You chant at youth softball games!

[GIMNEPIWO]

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

You chant at youth softball games!

... and if your from California you would then be Caliban?

[number19]

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

You chant at youth softball games!

... and if your from California you would then be Caliban?

LMAO!!