Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

[artomatic]

A father was packing for his business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, the father reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said,
"AARRGGHH, Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!", pretending to eat them.

The father went back to packing, looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

He said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied "What happened to my booger?"

[ArmChairCoach]

[GIMNEPIWO]

At least she didn't say " Mommy said so, but do I still have to wash my hands after going to the bathroom"