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by artomatic » Wed May 27, 2009 9:45 pm

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by NavinR » Wed May 27, 2009 9:52 pm

Did they still have your size?...new coaches shirts for states?
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by artomatic » Wed May 27, 2009 9:56 pm

just not sure if i want xxxl or just xxl to accentuate my guns...

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
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by sportzjunky » Wed May 27, 2009 10:01 pm

:o ... WOW, How'd ya find this stuff? Frickin hysterical Art. "accentuate my guns".. lol.
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by artomatic » Wed May 27, 2009 10:08 pm

sportzjunky wrote::o ... WOW, How'd ya find this stuff? Frickin hysterical Art. "accentuate my guns".. lol.

just trying to get back in the regular flow of ye old heybucket... ;)


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artomatic wrote:just not sure if i want xxxl or just xxl to accentuate my guns...


Don't you mean your moobs?

I hope you're happy...
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by sportzjunky » Wed May 27, 2009 10:10 pm

the more I read those reviews the funnier it gets. Thanks for the laugh before hittin the rack art...
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by Jazzbo » Wed May 27, 2009 10:33 pm

sportzjunky wrote:the more I read those reviews the funnier it gets. Thanks for the laugh before hittin the rack art...


Try these reviews

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wolf_jacket.htm
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by artomatic » Wed May 27, 2009 10:35 pm

Jazzbo wrote:
sportzjunky wrote:the more I read those reviews the funnier it gets. Thanks for the laugh before hittin the rack art...


Try these reviews

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wolf_jacket.htm

haha, thanks, i was too scared to post that one...
"husky..... with diabetes"... :lol:
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by GIMNEPIWO » Thu May 28, 2009 4:32 am

Arto ... Don't you have a job or life or is your puter on auto-search all day for sh*t ? :o ... LMAO! ... I mean who mows the lawn or takes out the trash while your finding this stuff ? Moobs, a dunlap and a whinney expression all in one photo .... :lol:
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by artomatic » Thu May 28, 2009 9:25 am

GIMNEPIWO wrote:Arto ... Don't you have a job or life or is your puter on auto-search all day for sh*t ? :o ... LMAO! ... I mean who mows the lawn or takes out the trash while your finding this stuff ? Moobs, a dunlap and a whinney expression all in one photo .... :lol:


I do work...in front of a computer most of the time... :roll:
A friend who works for a nearby city processing construction permits sends me alot of these...guess they have alot of free time over there at city hall...
This "wolf shirt" thing must be something that's known because someone sent me another one, and then "Jazzbo" put it up...that one is actually way more funny, but maybe more of an R-rated one.

As far as the pics, sometimes I will see something and figure it will come in handy sometime, so I save it to my photobucket account.
Plus, pretty funny what Google comes up with when you hit the "Images" tab at the top...
check it out:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=moobs&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
:o **Disclaimer**It's not porn if "Safe search" is on and those are DUDES in those pics right?** :o

I let myself get drawn into the dark side of the bucket on Tuesday, so I'm just trying to get back to the fun stuff.
It's just better for me to leave all the "who is better than who" crap to others and stick to the fun stuff...
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