*World's Shortest Fairy Tale**

[NumeroUno]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

*The End*

[GIMNEPIWO]

Yeah ... can you imagine farting whenever you want ... oh wait ... I do that anyway